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'Welcome to 'Mustard Restaurant and Bar''!!
Er.
Okay. That's the introduction sorted - what now? I suppose I should just
tell about how good the place is. Although, hang on. Is that just too obvious?
Can you just afford to say that anymore? Maybe these contemporary restaurant
and bars need to be more than just the sum of their parts! If I only wrote
about the magnificent stylish surroundings, the impeccable food and drink
and the sophisticated, cool, relaxed crowd my head would be on a plate!
One of their big white ones probably!!
You've got to do more. It's all about image, ethos, kudos.

What I need to do is raise the stakes a little. I need to explain how 'LIFE-CHANGING'
a visit to Mustard is! Yeah! That's it. Don't just choose a better place
to eat and drink - choose a better life! 'Choose MUSTARD! Choose Life!'
Yeah! Er. Choose Life? Didn't WHAM!?? Okay?? I'm digressing. Nevermind.
Something of similar sentiment to that anyway. I see it now
'I was down on my luck. I had no money, no partner, life was the pits. But after one visit to MUSTARD that all changed! I now run a successful business, have multiple partners and holiday four times a year!'
Hmm?
Maybe not. Let's just tell you about the place.
Mustard restaurant and bar is situated in Holyoake Hall, a famous local
building. The building has now been lovingly restored; renovated to its
former glory, it is once again a local landmark, a building with a purpose.
Throughout Mustard restaurant and bar you will notice a marriage of classical and contemporary design.

Our
luscious lounge furniture was inspired by a pre revolution Cuban Men's club
that still exists today. Apparently, it was so nice even Castro refused
to ruin it.