B - G - "What type of 'Events' are they going to have?"

B - "Events'? You make them sound like a cheap production company!"

G - "You know what I mean. Anything happening through the week?"

B - "Music plays a big part in the Mustard philosophy."

G - "Oh. It's a philosophy now is it?"

B - "May as well be! Day or Night, Night or Day you will hear only cool, contemporary or classic, eclectic tracks. Different styles from different times.
Permissive piano or guitar sessions take place every (dates to be arranged)Our resident 'Mustard Musicians' waft moody, melancholic, seductive tones across the establishment.

On (day) Mustard hosts "By request". You bring the music - we play it. It's as simple as that. Album tracks that you love but never get played because they were never singles; or singles that you never hear anymore and want to share with the rest of us. Bring them along, we'll play them and you can chill out.

'Schmoov Sundays' have that total laid-back lounge feel. It's a case of big bubbles no troubles. Wine, dine, and recline in your own time. A little later in the evening enjoy our live Mustard music session, just to put the finishing touch to the perfect chilled Schmoov Sunday.
If you're an aspiring Lounge DJ looking for somewhere to play, you may well have found it. Providing you're as good as you think! "SET SELECTA" givbges you a slot on (day to be arranged) to show us your talents. Take note! Purveyors of 'Scouse House' need not apply - the emphasis is on French funk, Electro, eclectic, contemporary and classy lounge."

G - "That's that then! Do you think they'll like it?"

B - "Nah. It's rubbish isn't it? Oh well. Back to the drawing board!"